Introducing the PowerPlushie
The unofficial emotional support doll for Certified Powerwall Installers coming to terms with the end of the mighty Powerwall 2.

Lovingly modelled after the workhorse that kept clients in credit during Amber grid events, this soft, furry tribute helps you find closure and honour its legacy. Better yet, it is microwave-safe. Warm it up and feel the heat, just like a Powerwall 2 max discharging into a volatile grid at 5 kW.. Whisper gently… “That’ll do, Powerwall. That’ll do.”

Stock is extremely limited. Buy now before Tesla sues us or releases its own PowerSnuggie.